I Don't Want To Be A Doctor For The Following Reasons

• If I were a pathologist I'd be in a dead end job.
• If I were a biologist I'd be in jeans all the time.
• Anaesthesiology would put me to sleep.
• Cell specialists are too cultured for my taste.
• I can't stand podiatry.
• I can't see myself as an ophthalmologist.
• I'm too old to be a gerontologist.
• I would have to be crazy to become a psychiatrist.
• I'm told paediatrics is child's play.
• I haven't got the heart to be a cardiologist.
• And they'd see right through me if I went into radiology.
• And I really couldn't face it if I were a dermatologist.
• I haven't got the spine to be a chiropractor.
• I'm not cut out to be a surgeon.
• If I weren't such a baby, I'd become a gynaecologist.
• It's been drilled into me that I should be a dentist.
• I'd rather be a plumber than a urologist.
• If I were a proctologist I'd always be behind in my career.

So what do you want to be??lol

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