- If I were a pathologist I'd be in a dead end job.
- If I were a biologist I'd be in jeans all the time.
- Anaesthesiology would put me to sleep.
- Cell specialists are too cultured for my taste.
- I can't stand podiatry.
- I can't see myself as an ophthalmologist.
- I'm too old to be a gerontologist.
- I would have to be crazy to become a psychiatrist.
- I'm told paediatrics is child's play.
- I haven't got the heart to be a cardiologist.
- And they'd see right through me if I went into radiology.
- And I really couldn't face it if I were a dermatologist.
- I haven't got the spine to be a chiropractor.
- I'm not cut out to be a surgeon.
- If I weren't such a baby, I'd become a gynaecologist.
- It's been drilled into me that I should be a dentist.
- I'd rather be a plumber than a urologist.
- If I were a proctologist I'd always be behind in my career.
So what do you want to be??lol
